If you''re wondering what Chris Stewart did before he and Ana moved to El Valero, their Spanish farm, here''s one of the answers. He took to the sea, landing a job as skipper for the summer, sailing a Cornish Crabber around the Greek islands. It was his dream job - and there was just one tiny problem. He hadn''t ever sailed before and had not the foggiest how to start.In a series of madcap and hilarious adventures we follow Chris from a shaky start in Chichester harbour to his epic Odyssey to Spetses (a bucket would have been handy), and then on to the journey of a lifetime - battening down the hatches on a trip across the North Atlantic. It''s a journey crackling with Chris''s zest for life, irresistible humour, and unerring lack of foresight. Dry land never looked more welcoming.