If You Happen to Have a Dinosaur - Linda Bailey, Colin Jack

If you happen to have a dinosaur, lying around your living room, and you don''t know what to do with it . . . why don''t you use it as a can opener? It will make a terrific nutcracker too! There are oodles of uses for a dinosaur - from a fine umbrella to an excellent kite and a dandy pillow, not to mention a reliable burglar alarm and the perfect excuse to forget your homework. This delightfully absurd exploration of the domestic uses of dinosaurs - and the things dinos just aren''t good for at all - is guaranteed to tickle funny bones and spark imaginations. If you read carefully, you''ll learn how to make your dinosaur last a very long time.